THE MUSE EXCUSE

Paul Wagner is not your typical muse, but in Hunter Vance's eyes, he's a masterpiece. Not that it really matters: truth be told, Hunter isn't much of an artist, but that isn't going to stop him from getting what he wants. Using the old “model for me” routine, Hunter has Paul in the perfect pose, but the gig is up when Paul sees Hunter's sketch, and realizes that Hunter is no Rembrandt.

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